15 THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO IN BED!
The following recommendations come from a leading sex expert. If you’re guilty of doing even ONE of these, you risk being thrown out of bed and sent to the living room couch!

1. DON'T mention other women.
2. DON’T criticize. 
3. DON'T talk about the big presentation you have to give tomorrow. 
4. DON'T attempt sex while she's asleep. 
5. DON'T push her head down. You wouldn't like it, would you? 
6. DON'T ask why she's taking so long.

7. DON'T put her in ludicrous positions.  Even if they are in the Kama Sutra!
8. DON'T ask her if she came. If you can't figure it out, don't ask. 
9. DON'T scratch yourself, belch or fart. Man descended from ape, but there's no need to remind her. 
10. DON'T ask if you're bigger and better than her other boyfriends. Do you really want to know? 
11. DON'T try anal without her permission and say you slipped.  
12. DON'T fall asleep after 10 seconds. 
13. DON'T jump in the shower right after... unless you bring her with you. 
14. DON'T make her sleep in the wet spot. Be fair and take turns. 
15. DON'T say "I love you" -- Unless you mean it.